Sunday, March 29, 2015

On The Move Again





Do you see the image above? Yea, well it’s starting to look like that around here too. Every day I see more boxes, some open, some taped shut and some just flat. They’re everywhere! Levon, Jasmine and I can’t even run around in our warm room upstairs because of the mess. It’s even worse up there. The packaging from Annette’s scented pillar candles are scattered all over the floor. Of course she tries to blame us for that. She thinks we pull them out of the boxes she puts up there. What does she know? She’s usually sleeping when it happens (insert sly grin here).

Anyway, we’ve been down this road before. It seems every time a bunch of boxes show up, we end up going down the road again. The last time we moved it was a few miles. I just know we’re moving again. Why do humans do this all the time? Can’t they just find a place and stay there? We’ve seen the house next door to us have three different sets of humans in it in the last six months! We’ve been watching the guy across the street leaving with truck loads of stuff like, furniture, tools, toys and wait for it……..BOXES!  He even moved lawn equipment and I haven’t heard his dog barking lately (whew). You know how I feel about dogs!



As you can see by my expression above I’m not too happy about it. In fact my two buddies and I plan on rebelling. I might go in our ‘master’s’ bedroom and yowl at three o’clock in the morning. I know we’ll chase each other around the house barely missing the pictures and knick knacks and stuff. We do that anyway. I’m sure we’ll attack the window blinds too. Annette really hates that one! Ha ha!

Now we’re used to seeing a few boxes around. Like Annettes’ Jewelry in Candle boxes. Have you heard of those? They’re scented candles that come with jewelry hidden inside. They smell great, even to us cats! And yea, each candle and candle tart has a piece of jewelry inside. We like watching when Annette gets the jewelry out after she’s burned her candles. They’re all so pretty and shiny; we’d love to bat those things around the house but of course she keeps us from doing that.

Anyway, I guess that’s my rant for now. Well have our paws crossed that if we DO move it won’t be far, they move our kitty towers too and they leave the dogs behind! Ha ha! We’re sure they’ll be moving with us. Annette and Don love them too much. Have a great day all you humans!

Sunday, January 4, 2015

It's a New Year!





“All three of us want to wish you a very Happy and Prosperous New Year!”

“We’ve had a wonderful, if not challenging 2014 and look forward to a wonderful 2015. We think mom and dad are getting rid of the Chinchillas.” “That’s right Keaton. They’ve slowly been disappearing along with the cages.” “I think Levon and I will miss them.” “Not me. I couldn’t care less. I just wish Roscoe would find a new home!” “Oh get over it Jazz! He’s a wimp! He tried pinning me in the bath tub the other night. That didn’t happen!” “Shut up Levon! You know I don’t like that big oaf. Meow!”

“Mom seems to be really working on her candle business and I heard dad say that with the Chins gone, they’ll have more room for that.” “Yeah Keaton, there seems to be new stock arriving every week lately.” “I miss the little Christmas tree she had.” “I know Jazzy, I liked knocking the little ornaments and rings off and onto the floor too.” “You two are trouble makers!” “Oh right Levon! Talk about the pot calling the kettle black!” “Hey! What’re you guys up to?” “Shh, dad’s getting upset.”

“Do you know what else I’ve overheard?” “What Jazz?” “I’ve heard mom tell Don about more events coming up.” “Oh?” “You know what that means, right Levon? It means they’ll be leaving us alone more often.” “Well at least they’ll be leaving us with Bristol. She’s a good dog. She’ll protect us.” “Harrumph!” “Jazz is right Keaton. Bristol always watches the house.” “I do okay all by myself.”

“Dad’s been talking about more promoting too. I think he’s planning on ordering stock of his novel too.” “What does he want to do that for?” “He wants to go to the same events mom’s planning on and do book signings.” “Oh he does?” “That’s what he’s been saying.” “I think that would be quite cool.” “You would Keaton! You always try to sound hip and so, so cerebral.” “Maybe it’s because I’m the coolest cat here.” “Put a sock in it Keaton.” “Keaton has a point. Putting yourself out there, with your own book, is kind of cool. Maybe we could come up with our own book?” “I don’t think so Jazz. We’d all want to be the author.” “Good point Levon.” “Thank you Keats.” “Keats?” “Hah ha! Gotcha!”

“Listen. Why don’t we let these good folks go on with their lives and do whatever it is that they do when they’re not reading our blog?” “Yeah, you’re right.” “From all of us, to all of you, we hope you have a healthy, prosperous and fulfilling 2015! We’ll see you again soon!” #Bengals #petCats #ILOVEBengals #candles #books #EARTG